1. My name isn't *really* Constance Parker. In fact, my first name is Latin for "sorrow."

2. I have held the following jobs: Dishwaher, 1-900 phone psychic, carnie roustabout, security guard.

3. I've been reading Tarot cards since I was 11.

4. I loathe cilantro/corriander.

5. Once upon a time, I played bass in a band called The Ploy.

6. If I don't have reading material, I freak out. I once ran out of books while on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean and threw a complete fit until the person I was with rushed about and found me some novels to read in the gift shop. I had the shakes!

7. I've met the following famous folks: Penn Jilettte, Mr. T, Nikki Six, Lita Ford (!), most of the Beach Boys, William Shatner, and...Frank from Stover (and R too)!

8. I can finish Resident Evil 3 in less than 3 hours.

9. I name all of my pets after mythological or occult personalities/characters.

10. I can't stop talking like a lolcat.

10a. I am making Frank from Stover late for band practice! (See? It are true -- I is talk now like lolcatz.)

TAG -- I want to see 10 things about Anjel!

This from Frank: "It be band praktise times NOW motherfu*ker!